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You know I am a Political Hypocrite, If

I am a proud red-blooded, flag-waving American.
  • I went to school on the federal GI bill.
  • I bought my farm with a loan from the federal Farm and Home Administration.
  • My children were able to go to college with federal Student Loans.
  • I have received federal subsidies to leave some of my fields unplanted.
  • Crops from my other fields are sold under federal price supports.
  • My wife has been on Medicare disability for the last ten years.
  • I retired this year and now receive federal Social Security.
  • I am now receiving Medicare-paid services
But, of course, I then vote conservative for less government.  
 
cf. American Capitalist
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